glow in the dark

yesterday i picked up my parents from a hike they did. it was at a austrian pilgrimage town called Mariazell, where someone thought they saw the mother of god some time ago and built a church and stuff. its really big, a lot of gold and silver and expensive stuff standing around and has a shitload of merchandise for sale (just to serve god, of course…)

anyway, there you are in this big expensive shiny church and what do i see? a plasticky cheap as fuck glowing statue of some saint. it looked so funny. like a mercedes with a wunderbaum.