well, you saw the “regular” photos of GreenANGER 2014. if not, go to my facebook page, then return. otherwise you wont get all those clever, maybe even intellectual dick-jokes that i am gonna make.
Tag: funny
finding new friends on the street.
recently, the rural city of Graz had royal visitors. one royal visitor, to be precise. Jan Federer, from Vienna. yes, the famous city, filled with fiaker, schnitzel and buttloads of culture. we gave our best and showed him around, trying to refresh his memories of years he lost here. because he lives in Vienna now. a better life. a more urban life.
first spot was this great curb in a driveway. Sam was the first to 5050 it.
36 hours in the far north.
so, as predicted by me, this entry is about a wedding. in Oulu. the far north. of finland. *insertthenorthshallrisepunhere*
naturally, we expected snow, igloos, reindeers, eskimos, northern lights, santa clause and lonely drunk eremites, or in short: finnish summer.
only .. like.. 4 of those cliches were actually proven wrong.
first off, the wedding was a blast, the bride (and the groom) were beautiful, happy and looked like 100 bucks. here, see for yourself.
jam the mini.
there was this skatecontest this weekend, right? i shot a few pictures. not too many since i was judging there too. and let me tell you, its hard to be back in a world where the ranking, maybe even the life, of people isn´t influenced by me. now i know how George W. Bush must feel.
Joel, pre-contest-judges-session. you can pretty much feel the weight of the world on his shoulders.
explaining a lot.
sometimes it is really hard to decide between shooting a sequence, shooting a still or just staying at home and playing video games.
well, i guess here i should have done all of the above. Luki Krobath did a fs lipslide, but he popped from the upper table, across this channel-gap-thingy. which is quite a lot tougher than you would expect from the picture at first.
i only shot a single shot though, so i have to improvise here. if you would kindly direct your eyes to the second image please, there the tour will continue.
see, i found the perfect solution. magazines, take notes here! also, there is joel in the background. hello joel!
herwig ist alt.
i lied to you in my last big post. the guy from the woods was no weird guy living in the woods, he is a weird guy living in a apartment with his wonderful wife. also, he is OLD AS FUCK. so to celebrate his birthday, i chose to unleash some previously unreleased pictures of him here. don´t look so scared man, its all good.
I don´t know why this has never been used. fs smith El Toro. he went there on his bike, saw the spot, smoked a cigarette and said “i gotta do this first try, i have an online poker tournament in 5 minutes and dont have time for this childish shit.”
David Gonzales did a 5050 here. Herwig went there, during a online-poker-tournament break and fs smith grinded it. afterwards he smoked a cigarette, got wasted and harassed an old lady in a bus with the story of how he forged his wedding ring himself.
bs Tailslide the Hoover Dam. Herwig went there for an online-poker-tournament (he isnt very good with computers and doesn´t quite understand the principle of online tournaments..). Afterwards he smoked a cigarette and peed in the water, giggling and yelling “take this, obama!”
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HERWIG.
i found batman.
or at least his tree nr 478.
