My exclusive Apple iWatch review.

i have been lucky enough to be one of the chosen bloggers to review Apples newest innovation, the iWatch.

 

then again, i woke up. so here is Simon, falling down.

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flips contest side.

Flip didnt enter the contest. he just skated around for fun. or, as one of the best actors ever would say “flip dont contest” (if you can add the original quote in the comments, you win eternal happiness, my right to go on with your life and a high five)

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since Flip isnt skating Grünanger too much, he was surprised to find this ledge. IT IS JUST SO WELL HIDDEN. he was stoked on the secret spot he found. Continue reading “flips contest side.”

Greenanger Contest 2013

man kann es glauben oder nicht: ich kann auch auf deutsch schreiben. und das passiert jetzt. but dont get used to it.

Der Freedom / Blue Tomato Greenanger Contest fand dieses Wochenende statt. Ich war einer der gefühlt 12000 Fotografen, also hatte ich keinen Druck. Ich bin unglaublich talentiert mit Namen, also falls ich jemanden falsch benannt hab oder kein Name genannt wird, bitte schickt eure brennenden mit Kacke gefüllten Tüten an HC Strache, der is nämlich schuld.

Dieses Wiener Kid fuhr besser als er in diesem Alter sollte. Nachdem der nollie inward heelflip nicht wollte war die Frustration trotzdem zu groß. Als Fotograf natürlich gefundenes Fressen.

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Continue reading “Greenanger Contest 2013”

herwig ist alt.

i lied to you in my last big post. the guy from the woods was no weird guy living in the woods, he is a weird guy living in a apartment with his wonderful wife. also, he is OLD AS FUCK. so to celebrate his birthday, i chose to unleash some previously unreleased pictures of him here. don´t look so scared man, its all good.blog-6041

I don´t know why this has never been used. fs smith El Toro. he went there on his bike, saw the spot, smoked a cigarette and said “i gotta do this first try, i have an online poker tournament in 5 minutes and dont have time for this childish shit.”

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David Gonzales did a 5050 here. Herwig went there, during a online-poker-tournament break and fs smith grinded it. afterwards he smoked a cigarette, got wasted and harassed an old lady in a bus with the story of how he forged his wedding ring himself.

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bs Tailslide the Hoover Dam. Herwig went there for an online-poker-tournament (he isnt very good with computers and doesn´t quite understand the principle of online tournaments..). Afterwards he smoked a cigarette and peed in the water, giggling and yelling “take this, obama!”

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY HERWIG.

birfday.

excactly 2 years of layingbreadcrumbs, TODAY. so to celebrate this, i will repost the first piece of lyrical greatness that got posted here. this is basically the rosetta stone, the holy grail, the “white album” of blogging. some years in the future, philosophers will look back and say “this. this is where it started.”

June 7th, 2011:

“so, it begins.

i am not yet sure where this will lead, but i sure will try to remember what my father told me on my wedding-day: “if you ever travel back in time, be sure not to change anything, for even the smallest change may have consequences you couldnt dream of.” ”

I also got myself a nice bouquet of flowers:

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you have my permission to party now.