well, you saw the “regular” photos of GreenANGER 2014. if not, go to my facebook page, then return. otherwise you wont get all those clever, maybe even intellectual dick-jokes that i am gonna make.
first off, we have judge/skateboarder/GRÄB-mastermind (Grazer Skateboardverein, liken, mitmachen, alles..) Chri, looking sharp and kinda clueless. he also did a boneless. lots of less going on here.
Patrick immediately draws the attention of every woman around. check this out, she traveled for 4 hours to meet her idol.
she lives 120m away.
together at last!
people often ask me “how do you get onto the Freedom Skateshop Team?” well, its pretty easy. you have to look as sexy and smart as at least one other teamrider. this way, we can make sure to only have the highest quality skateboarders to breed and create a super-race.
Chri showing you all why you should join GRÄB: its overflowing with sex.
Rene and i have the same problem: we are simply too sexy. our everyday routine pretty much consists of getting visually sexually harassed by people of all ages, races and genders. just look at the nice old lady, her whole world is now gonna revolve around this marvelous butt.
some may have seen this pic already. those kids kept asking if they could skate the park, you know, just for 1h or 2, i mean, its not like there was a contest or anything. so, after reasonable discussion, we found a solution. shine on, little star.
tobi quenches his thirst with the most royal of liquids, beer. that was during his run, by the way. Schwechater, if you want to use this fabulous pic for your advertisements, contact me. i can sell it to you, tobi won´t even have to know about it.
Hannes took some heavy slams this day. but he didnt give up. next time!
good times, cant wait for next year.
also, send me money.
k, thx, bye.