i had the pleasure to try and take some portraits yesterday. well, these are the outtakes. what did i learn? i wont become a professional portrait guy.

Gabs, desperately trying to find people on the street that actually have any knowledge about photography. sadly for him, he failed. as did i.

this dog came around and watched us. he even told me that my rim-light was too strong. good dog.

usually, “the talent” gets a buffet or somehting. not with me. go catch your on food, model.

“now try to look like snoop dog.”

well, this happened.

“focus your eyes. yes, perfect.”

hey, lets shoot in that canal. i totally doesn´t have any hobo-hideouts or blood splattered on the ground.

oh well, nevermind. (not pictured: the giant blood spot on the other side. like, too big for a small animal. go figure it out yourself.)

“is that Narnia back there?”

“i am pretty sure thats Narnia.”

“dude, did i just travel to Narnia?” “yes.”